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Big Bazoo

from Suitable For Cranking by Shecky

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I caught this band the other day in a little bar in Thunder Bay. I was down there on a holiday. I took a wrong turn down an alleyway, and hey, I tell you I was blown away. These guys were gay, they’re from LA, the singer’s wearing lingerie - that old cliche, but they could play, make no mistake. I had to stay. I had to see what they had to say. My takeaway? They’re on their way. So, anyway, without delay I tracked them down and told them that they sounded like something new - about to break through. They called themselves the Big Bazoo. I’m telling you baby, they’re hitting their heyday. Unless they get waylaid they’re in for a payday. Ain’t shittin’ you, they be straight outta the eighties. Their noise is amazing. Those boys getting crazy. Unless they get lazy, they’ll be the next Jay-Z, or Martin Scorsese, or whatsisname Swayze, or maybe Slim Shady in some lady’s Mercedes, drinkin’ Moet and OJ, looking over a screenplay. Or if they get lucky, they could be the next Shecky, and then it’s all gravy, and prime rib for brekky, on a platinum tea tray. That’s not even the entree. Got your own private buffet. It’s not even your birthday. Just an average workday. Just a lucky fuckin’ jerk day. Just cashing the cheques, relaxing and enjoying the view. It’s all brand new when you’re ballin’ with the Big Bazoo. Respect me, I’ve been there. I’ve checked out my fair share; the fan expo fanfare, the latex and swimwear. Got wrecked out in Bel Air on Mexican red hair …the heck did I get there? I Amex’ed the airfare. I’ve necked in a deck chair with Becky with the big hair. But, I’m not gonna go there. Her boyfriend’s a nightmare. I’m just breathing the sea air. I’ve seen good people turn their heads. I’ve seen the damage done. I’ve seen a bad moon rising, and I’ve seen the setting sun. I’ve seen a face I can’t forget. I’ve seen the light break through. I’ve seen the fire, and I’ve seen the rain, and I’ve seen that movie, too. So, if you dare to go there, then follow my cue, and just do what I tell you to do. You wanna be cool? Take a lesson from the Big Bazoo.

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from Suitable For Cranking, released December 13, 2019
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